DEFEATING THE TIP JAR AT STARBUCKS

Everyone knows that tipping is totally out of control. Tip jars have started popping up everywhere…coffee shops, fast food restaurants, funeral parlors…etc. And ever notice how they always give your change just inches above the jar, thereby laying claim to any spillage that may occur? For the most part these tip jars should be ignored, yet when certain conditions are met, donations are mandatory.

To determine when you need to tip, it's helpful to remember the following words….. Gratuity is Required, When Food Touching has Transpired. If you are ever in a position in which people are handling your food and a tip jar is present, you absolutely MUST tip. Unless, of course, you don't ever expect to see them again, such as those hillbilly-types working at interstate rest stops. Yet for those workers you will encounter on a regular basis, ignoring their tip jar repeatedly will eventually result in foul play, most often in the form of sabotization ( I know it's not a word but if enough of us start using it the dictionary people will be forced to add it) of your....

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What Kids Need to Know about Roswell, Stonehenge and the Abominable Snowman

It's about time we face up to the facts. Test scores for children are at an all-time low. The days of relying on the school system to provide the education are children so desperately need are long gone. It‘s time we take matters into our own hands and teach our children what they need to know in order to survive in 21st Century America, and possibly even 22nd Century America, as kids born this year only have to live until they are 92 to make it. Below I offer advice on some of the most....

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Congress Passes Legislation Preventing Optometrists From Sitting so Close
 

After several days of heated debate, both houses of Congress reached agreement on a bill that prevents optometrists from sitting so close to their patients. "The American people have spoken," said representative Joe Stephens from Oregon, "and they've told us they want optometrists to back off! We couldn't be happier with the bill that passed."
 

Complaints have risen dramatically recently over the often creepy behavior of optometrists, who prefer to work in dimly lit rooms and sit unusually close to their patients. Many have wondered why optometrist refuse to convert to more accurate ways to test .....

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